I came from Adam and Eve. that's it.
I did not come from a monkey and I am not related to any other living thing on earth (just my family)
I, like all living things on Earth, came from evolution.
We are all descended from the original life forms from 3.5 billion years ago.
I am related not just to all other humans, but all other life forms on Earth as well.
Kidder, have you seen this interesting Theatrical Play on Facebook called Sophia Pinsker? I'm still getting all my props together. Once that's done I guess I could start summoning the actors and actresses?
Could you listen to me for just a moment? I agreed to take this trip with her because I was deluded by her false pretenses. She knows I spent over twelve hundred dollars on this trip but I told her I would accept six hundred for her expenses. She manipulated me in all these ways and I'm the monster? That's an interesting way of looking at this, isn't it? My friends and family think quite differently. I suppose it all lies in the way something is presented to someone and your relationship to that person? But I must point out the most hilarious thing in all of this. The way she talks to you about me, the way she talks to her friends about me---this is exactly how she would talk to me about these friends and about any problems she had with you and your wife! Her ex was some kind of reject, an alcoholic and a drug addict, she despised him and he was the worst person she'd ever met because---he left her after she'd stayed free of charge in his apartment for four years. Her roommate was this, another person was that. Now she's simply using you because she's can't solve the mess she spent months creating. I already know that you don't care about her actions, but I think this post of mine sums up our situation rather well.
"It's funny to remember this now, what you said about those middle-aged bar prowlers whose mess you cleaned up so well in February. You thought they were "good people" but you'd forgotten about them? Good people. Try doing to them what you did to me, and then see what good people they are. Try talking to them online about "love" for seven months and sending them your photoshopped pictures, try to get them to make you promises about how you would live together, try to promise them everlasting love and fidelity and marriage, try to get them to buy you a plane ticket and pay for your food and lodging for two weeks, try again to do what you did with that can opener to manipulate them into loving you after they realize what they've gotten themselves into and want to get out of the situation, try convincing them your behavior was a temporary lapse of reason and not sheer insanity, try ending things after the trip the way you did and then threatening to invade their life and privacy simply because they ask for an explanation---try doing all these things, and then see what good people they are. According to your own words, I was "the greatest person" you'd ever met, yes? Try doing this to them and see what they would become."
The bottom line here is that I will see her share of that trip's expenses returned to me as promised. I may not have any financial struggles at the moment, but I'm not a baron either. I've given away a heap of money that I've earned to my parents to prevent them from losing their house, and now I'm planning to buy an apartment and move in with another woman. She's promised to return her share and I will see that she keeps this promise, you understand me? If you choose to disregard all her actions and defend her in spite of this sea of vileness which is practically oozing out of her, then I can't make much of a distinction between you and her.
Kidder, how many phases do you figure this should have? I've waited more than six months for this to be over, to never hear about that creature who calls herself your sister in law again. We made an agreement, she's broken her end of that agreement. She doesn't care how you live as long as she's not remotely touched by what's going on. She said she'd return my money to me in June, now it's December. She still has that heap of bullshit on her VK profile and she's not willing to say or do anything that might herald a cathartic end to this entire mess. If she just wanted to sleep with me (and I see there was obviously no other intention in mind here), I can understand that perfectly well. The only thing I don't understand is why we didn't simply split those expenses as we agreed we would in case "things don't work out". I'm not even going to start on how much your dear family member left out about who she was in reality, I see it's pointless to go there. I just want you to see how utterly irresponsible and careless and superficial this person is and how completely worthless you are to her. From my perspective, it looks like I spent well over a thousand dollars to be with a prostitute for about two weeks. To her this seems reasonable but to me it doesn't. She gave me her word time and again that she'd return my money and that we'd settle our affairs in private. This was last spring and last summer. Now it's winter. Does she truly intend for this to go on indefinitely and to even progress to worse stages?
Write something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview.